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Some Say To Surive Tumblr, You Need To Be Mad as a Fangirl.
Luckily I Am.


This blog is basically three parts fandom and one part bad puns. I mostly reblog Supernatural, Doctor Who, Starkid, The Avengers, Sherlock, Disney, and Kingdom Hearts. This is basically just a long winded way of me saying that this is a multifandom blog. I reblog where ever my muse (and dashboard) take me. Good luck trying to figure it out.
(P.S. Sidebar images aren't mine)

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

timelordanon:

#ooh #says the man who thinks everyone is needed #says ‘in nine hundred years of time and space i’ve never met someone who wasn’t important before #loves everyone so completely has such faith in humanity  #values life so so much #he’s met so many amazing people #seen so many amazing things  #of course he values life #just not /his/ 

fuckingflorida:

omfg

fuckingflorida:

omfg

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

tweenaqer:

NOW YOU LISTEN  HERE

I READ THIS EXACT STORY IN GRADE 1

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I COULDN”T SLEEP FOR A MONTH

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

rosaxios:

strangelybeautifulworld:

I laughed so hard

thats the spirit